"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation
by Kingy32 May 25, 2016

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers, an incontinent patient with a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed.
That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.
by RNSue January 23, 2024

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.
You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
by chonkymuff February 10, 2024
