Shitbook

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.

Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?

by RetSet May 19, 2017

brick shithouse

an extremely fine woman

"dude, she's built like a brick shithouse

by m September 24, 2003

brick shithouse

Generally a term for a good looking woman with a large butt and breasts.

"Damn girl, your built like a brick shithouse!"

by Ravenwolf B. April 12, 2006

shithouse palsy

When you've been sitting on the toilet so long, you cease to have any feeling or control of your legs.

I've been shitting so long I have the shithouse palsy

by ThePinkHairedPsycho January 19, 2014

shithoop

commonly known as rectum, poop shoot, donut ring, ass hole, bum hole, etc!

Rizzle loved getting her shithoop tongue fucked on a regular bases by the old guy up the end of her street.

by dougiemawson March 2, 2014

Shithouse Pump

When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.

Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.

by Randomuser14 June 8, 2017

Shitgoose

Whiney baby pain in the ass brat.

Dickson! Quit being a shitgoose and do this rail of blow off my dick!

by LauraLove941 April 2, 2019