shitcock

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

by john master January 15, 2008

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shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005

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shitfuckinholybreakbatman

a term used to over exaggerate the occurrence of seemingly unimportant events.

1. Shitfuckinholybreakbatman that old lady is crossing the street!!!!

2. Shitfuckinholybreakbatman!!! you got some ketchup on your cheek there.

by Charles Hernandez February 16, 2008

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Shitcock

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars

by Timmah July 29, 2004

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shitfuckton

1. an extremely large, ginormous amount, bigger than your mom's ass and the fucking universe, usually used to describe an emotion or feeling towards something in a good or bad way

I love you a shitfuckton, because i'm just that awesome and a lot just isn't enough.

by lmw1207 October 16, 2012

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