Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 03, 2022

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

by KnightofNerdom December 24, 2018

shepherds hut

Ineffective concealment of bestial desire

I tried to hide my boner over that saucy ewe but my wife caught my ‘shepherds hut’

by Monsterhally September 03, 2021

Page Shepherd

The most used line in Grey’s Anatomy

Anyone: Page Shepherd

by DoggyWoof December 30, 2019

German Shepherds

Another way of saying natural enormous breast

Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest

by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019

Jaxsen Shepherd

The cutest white boy ever
Occasionally is the little spoon
A great lover

You’re being such a Jaxsen Shepherd

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 21, 2022