Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

by KnightofNerdom December 24, 2018

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

German Shepherds

Another way of saying natural enormous breast

Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest

by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019

cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022

Shepherds pie

When a male has a poo and quickly turns around to ejaculate onto his the poo resulting in the resemblance of a shepherds pie

How was your break? Was great went to the toilet for a shepherds pie.

by Young shepherds May 18, 2022

Shepherd's pie

A white woman's Vagina or "hooha"

Any woman with the last name "Shepherd" Vagina or again her HooHa

David was super hungry and had little to no money, but it was he and his Girlfirend Bee Shepherd's Anniversary. Clearly there was only one solution he surmised and that was to eat out and the special that night was Shepherd's pie!

by Dirty Dexter October 3, 2021