Krispy Kreme Sheets

Bed sheets covered in vicious ejaculate

Tristan has Krispy kreme sheets on his bed that are not geographal.

by Nigmasterbottomboi May 20, 2016

Put Clouds on Blue Sheets

The act of cumming on a blue bed sheet, blanket, etc.

Guy: Shit, I just put clouds on blue sheets, my moms gonna fuck me in the ass now

by Fluff_Sucker_69 June 9, 2018

Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.

I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Ruffling in the sheets

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.

Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!

by anonymous May 8, 2022

Crisp. White. Sheets.

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

by fwefff May 22, 2023

MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

Used to describe a person that rants about white privilege yet only dates/marries white people.

Person 1: Did you see Mindy's Facebook post about deconstructing whiteness? Doesn't she only date white guys?
Person 2: Yeah she's MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

by Vinay P. February 19, 2022

Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)

Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009