Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

Gay Shakespeare

Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead

Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!

by HalimaPrincessFleek July 28, 2016

Shakespeare

NOUN: A sexy male that shakes pears
Base Words: Shakepereology, Shake, Pear

"Bro, that shakespeare has been wanting pears for years!"
"My grandpa used to be a shakespeare, but recently he's been shaking snozzberries!"

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

Shakespeare

The worst thing an English teacher can teach. Can't understand a word he says. It makes no sense and is 1800's core. Do not recommend. I hate Shakespeare.

OMG! Did you read a Shakespeare poem? It's horrible right!

by Shakespeare hater January 24, 2022

shakespeared

To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.

"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"

by InTheTardisBlue November 28, 2013

inner Shakespeare

Something you unleash as you coin a new slang word to be submitted to UrbanDictionary

After brainstorming with my friends all night, I finally unleashed my inner Shakespeare and created a new term that perfectly captures our inside jokes!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

William Shakespeare

He is/was a friend of mine.

William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.

by briko June 1, 2017