stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

seroid

used to explain the unexplainable; an uncomfortable, odd, or unreal feeling you cant explain

I feel seroid.

by nauro September 30, 2021

Sorokinlaw

Sorokinlaw is the lawyer you need to call when you get arrested, catch a domestic, a DUI, a drug or gun case, or get injured in a car accident. He is also knows as Mr. Clean Slate “The Record Eraser” because he’s helped so many people get $500 pardons. He drives a benz but prefers his 88 Lincoln Town Car. His clients are not guilty but he himself is often guilty of wearing sunglasses indoors. In his spare time he likes drinking coffee, bourbon, & making memes. If you are Sorokinlaw’s client you might get a free air freshener with his bitmoji on it. Sorokinlaw is who you need to call, txt, or dm if you have a legal problem

I caught a domestic after bm caught me with my sidepiece and her friend so I called Sorokinlaw

by Sorokin Law November 23, 2021

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

Ghost Strokin'

Ghost strokin' is when someone sits on or causes their hand to go numb and then uses it to masturbate with thus making it feel as if someone else is doing it.

Bro last night I was ghost strokin' so hard I came and blew a load halfway across my room!

by OnlyElite May 28, 2017