Senor Cardgage

An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.

1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!

2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.

by The Real Thnikkaman October 10, 2006

senoritis

A condition peculiar to high school seniors, hence the subword "senor" in senoritis. Symptons include a general apathy towards classes, homework, future i.e. college applications, restlessness and a "cannot do" attitude to surmountable school load.

Ever since Johnny complained about having Senoritis, his grades have been slipping greatly. I wonder if he can make it for the graduation.

by ocdsufferer September 13, 2006

senior engineer power trip

when a person gets promoted to senior engineer and decides it is time to pick on regular engineers because he finally got a step up on them. this is usually the result of feeling inadequate, typically because the regular engineers went to better colleges than the senior engineer did

Dude, Alex is pulling a senior engineer power trip on Colin.

by foxy_brown June 30, 2009

señorita

steam señorita by shawn mendes and camila cabello nOW

“i love it when you call me señorita”

“you say we’re just friends but friends don’t know the way you taste”

by camilaisbae June 28, 2019

senior name

A senior name is what one changes his or her facebook name to during senior year of high school. The idea is that when applying to colleges, it is best to keep the theoretically detrimental content of ones facebook profile hidden from colleges who may search a prospective student online.

Very often a senior name is a pun on ones name, or a play on words.

Jimmy Landstone: "For my senior name, I think I'm going to make the last E in my name backwards like in EMINƎM - so it's Jimmy LandstonƎ."

Summer Martinez: "Oh I'm making my senior name Winter Martinez, haha."

by Hermit185 August 30, 2014

hank senior

see blow job. one step above a hank junior.

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

Senor Snatch

Title given one that is skilled in the ways of cunniling(eating out). Only the best of the best are given this title and one must know every known technique there is to cunnniling.

They call him senor snatch because he is the best when it comes to cunniling.

by Senor Snatch56 March 18, 2007