Selina is one of the reallest people of all in the filthy Big B. She is like crisp air on a winter morning, so refreshing and grounding that it takes you to the fucking greatest kind of soberness you‘ve ever known. She is what you crave, like literally all fucked-up night long.
Selinas are pure yet so knowing. She is the kind of girl that will get you really excited about life and even crazy ass shit like adulting. Like who has that kind of power. Only Selinas do.
Selinas are a solid 10/10. Her looks are at least as sharp as her sixth sense. Eyes as big as her heart, freckles as jolly as her soul and hair like dangerous flames. She is a red headed goddess who knows her way and will always set standards real high. Cause she just be that classy motherfuckin beetch and she knows it. No one can keep a kitchen clean like her, even if they tried. Selinas will for ever be one step ahead with their toned legs of a fuckin beautiful fairy.
Selina can be very intimidating from far. Envious eyes will watch Selina rock all shades of black, but if you are lucky you may catch her on one of the special but rare days when she feels like tossing in a little blue denim or white. Strangers will think of Selinas as cold and perhaps a tod arrogant. But oh my Selina really is nothing like that once you get to know her. If you‘re a decent person then there‘s no need to fear her flames really.
Selinas are smart n loyal folks and take notes: you are very blessed if you have one in your life.
Selinas are pure yet so knowing. She is the kind of girl that will get you really excited about life and even crazy ass shit like adulting. Like who has that kind of power. Only Selinas do.
Selinas are a solid 10/10. Her looks are at least as sharp as her sixth sense. Eyes as big as her heart, freckles as jolly as her soul and hair like dangerous flames. She is a red headed goddess who knows her way and will always set standards real high. Cause she just be that classy motherfuckin beetch and she knows it. No one can keep a kitchen clean like her, even if they tried. Selinas will for ever be one step ahead with their toned legs of a fuckin beautiful fairy.
Selina can be very intimidating from far. Envious eyes will watch Selina rock all shades of black, but if you are lucky you may catch her on one of the special but rare days when she feels like tossing in a little blue denim or white. Strangers will think of Selinas as cold and perhaps a tod arrogant. But oh my Selina really is nothing like that once you get to know her. If you‘re a decent person then there‘s no need to fear her flames really.
Selinas are smart n loyal folks and take notes: you are very blessed if you have one in your life.
A: dude who’s that red head
B: damn dude that’s Selina
A: brother where can I find myself a neat girl
B: ma man you gotta go to Friedrichshain
A: wanna go to a flea market
C: go ask Selina
*builds some amazing creative miniature neighbourhood* A: damn could you be more Selina
B: damn dude that’s Selina
A: brother where can I find myself a neat girl
B: ma man you gotta go to Friedrichshain
A: wanna go to a flea market
C: go ask Selina
*builds some amazing creative miniature neighbourhood* A: damn could you be more Selina
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I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.
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Cody from KY: Yeah, so the wife says she’s startin er own beauty business thru this here company called Seint. I’m hopin this’ll make us enough extra money to finally be able to afford to build us a proper chicken coop to keep all them coons out. Money’s real tight right now what with the saw mill being down and the church needing 10% of our pre tax income.
Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.
Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.
Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
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It was rebroadcast in 1990 after the show had been picked up as a series.
The episode was written by creators, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and was directed by Art Wolff.
Plot
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are seated at Pete's Luncheonette debating over a shirt button. The waitress, Claire, comes over to their table and pours each a cup of coffee. George tells Claire he does not want caffeine in his coffee and Jerry corrects him by telling George she is an expert waitress. The two continue to talk and finally leave when Jerry has to do laundry.
The following evening while watching a late Mets game, he receives a phone call from a potential girlfriend, Laura, whom he met on the road. She asks if she can stay over his apartment since she cannot find a "decent hotel" (a fact George contests). Jerry invites her but is unsure if her visit is intended to be romantic or not. George and Jerry continue to debate fine details in Laura's conversation with Jerry to determine the true nature of the visit. A character known in the pilot as "Kessler," (who in all future episodes is known as Kramer) joins in asking Jerry why he would even give her a choice about where to sleep by bringing in another bed. The episode gives viewers a quick glimpse at George's profession (real estate) and also Kramer's (questionable get rich quick schemes).
At the airport, George and Jerry continue to talk in an effort to identify the possible signals Laura might give upon her arrival. Laura arrives and takes Jerry (and George) by surprise. The two arrive at Jerry's apartment and he feels uncomfortable with the situation. Laura removes some excess clothing to get comfortable and asks for wine. Jerry believes he has gotten to the bottom of the whole question. His plans are abruptly interrupted when he learns Laura has a fiancé. Jerry realizes he has no chance with Laura but has already committed himself — and his studio apartment — to an entire weekend with her.
Note
The episode does not feature the character of Elaine Benes. Her character was introduced as a result of constructive criticism based on this episode.
Lee Garlington, who played Claire (the waitress at Pete's) in the pilot, although credited as a regular, was not asked to appear in the series and is only featured in this episode.
The restaurant Jerry and George are eating lunch at is known as Pete's Luncheonette in this episode. It will later be known as the well-known Monk's Cafe for the remainder of the series.
It was rebroadcast in 1990 after the show had been picked up as a series.
The episode was written by creators, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and was directed by Art Wolff.
Plot
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are seated at Pete's Luncheonette debating over a shirt button. The waitress, Claire, comes over to their table and pours each a cup of coffee. George tells Claire he does not want caffeine in his coffee and Jerry corrects him by telling George she is an expert waitress. The two continue to talk and finally leave when Jerry has to do laundry.
The following evening while watching a late Mets game, he receives a phone call from a potential girlfriend, Laura, whom he met on the road. She asks if she can stay over his apartment since she cannot find a "decent hotel" (a fact George contests). Jerry invites her but is unsure if her visit is intended to be romantic or not. George and Jerry continue to debate fine details in Laura's conversation with Jerry to determine the true nature of the visit. A character known in the pilot as "Kessler," (who in all future episodes is known as Kramer) joins in asking Jerry why he would even give her a choice about where to sleep by bringing in another bed. The episode gives viewers a quick glimpse at George's profession (real estate) and also Kramer's (questionable get rich quick schemes).
At the airport, George and Jerry continue to talk in an effort to identify the possible signals Laura might give upon her arrival. Laura arrives and takes Jerry (and George) by surprise. The two arrive at Jerry's apartment and he feels uncomfortable with the situation. Laura removes some excess clothing to get comfortable and asks for wine. Jerry believes he has gotten to the bottom of the whole question. His plans are abruptly interrupted when he learns Laura has a fiancé. Jerry realizes he has no chance with Laura but has already committed himself — and his studio apartment — to an entire weekend with her.
Note
The episode does not feature the character of Elaine Benes. Her character was introduced as a result of constructive criticism based on this episode.
Lee Garlington, who played Claire (the waitress at Pete's) in the pilot, although credited as a regular, was not asked to appear in the series and is only featured in this episode.
The restaurant Jerry and George are eating lunch at is known as Pete's Luncheonette in this episode. It will later be known as the well-known Monk's Cafe for the remainder of the series.
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