sammich

An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.

Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.

by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007

sammich

1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.

Woman, go make me a sammich!

by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003

Tallahassee Sammich

While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass

"Man, my girlfriend is so awesome, she got her friend and they did a Tallahassee Sammich on me!"

by Samuraijake January 19, 2010

Sammich

A delicious feast between two slices of bread, most preferably made by a woman.

Woman! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

by mble May 13, 2010

sammich

When a guy creams between a girl named Sammi's pussy lips and then eats it up.

I ate that shit up. 'Twas the best sammich ever.

by sammichmachine August 3, 2010

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003

sammich

a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman

The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch

by awoman7891 May 10, 2011