Selfied

The past tense of taking a picture of oneself.

The guy walked into the gym, approached the mirror, took out his camera phone, selfied, and walked out without lifting a single weight.

by JA King October 18, 2013

selfie-incrimination

Taking a selfie on a smart phone you stole.

My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda February 8, 2015

selfie wanker

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.

she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!

by max payne July 2, 2015

Selfish Pain

Selfish pain describes the inner discomfort or pain you feel when you broke your own sense of fairness towards other people. By taking something from others to your own advantage, especially by hurting the other person in doing so, making you feel a strong sense of remorse. This feeling of unease or inner discomfort is a consequence of doing something you yourself feel is unfair, but you do it anyway.

Examples of this are:
- Unfairly or deceitfully take something for yourself from another person who needed it more than you
- Tricking a vulnerable person to give you more than you feel you deserve
- When you find yourself satisfied, but you still take more for yourself, making the other person not have enough to feel satisfied, which makes you feel bad

"I feel a strong sense of selfish pain from the moment I tricked that old lady to give me three times what people usually pay us for mowing the lawn.... I want to go back and return the money, but I am too ashamed."

by RageHex July 22, 2019

YouTube selfish

The characteristic of the youtube app that disables any form of simultaneous function other than the youtube app itself, on a smart phone. This also applies to locking your phone and youtube discontinuing playing.

This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.

This word should be used when you are trying to do two things at once and your boyfriend or girlfriend says "damnit you never listen to me can you put your phone away?"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"

by EZLN¡yaBasta! May 26, 2015

Gym Selfie Slut

The type of girl who shows up at gym at 9 am, fully decked out in the latest sports gear making sure her sports bra matches her phone case and sneakers, gum in her mouth, perfectly styled hair, face caked an perfectly contoured to give the illusion she has high cheek bones, looking like she's about to hit the clubs or shoot an porn scene. You'll find her pouting her Restylane enhanced lips in front of the mirror arching her back, sucking her stomach in to take selfies to post on instagram, # Great workout, last squat rep, booty werkday, trainerholic, no pain no gain, squat till you drop. Then, she'll treadmill it on 4 speed zero incline to take another selfie to post 'treadin it out as a cool down'. That's what Gym Selfie Sluts define as 'sweating it out at the gym'.

If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Suicide Selfie

A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.

Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.

Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?

Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.

by Big D Rock July 4, 2020