scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

shnarf

1-when discribing a womans beauty.
2-discribes stupidity amongst peers.
3-replacement for the word fuck.
4-something that is simply amazing.

shes shnarfy (hot/banging).
i want to shnarf (fuck) the shit out of her/him.
what a shnarfy shnarf (fucking idiot)
we got shnarfed (fucked) in atlantic city.
what a shnarfy(beautiful) day!
shnarf shnarfy shnarf shnarf shnarf (what every u want it to mean who gives a fuk!)

by grkgodny March 23, 2010

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

thunder shnarff

When a girl is giving you head and you relize you are about to bust, you don't tell her, you just let it flow and when her mouth is nice and full, give a nice jab in the throat forcing her to swallow.

This girl didn't like to swallow, so I gave her a thunder shnarff

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Scharffuck

Intercourse with a girl for 5 seconds or less (with or without her knowledge) and then representing it as "sex" to your peers.

"Hey guys, Adam totally scharffucked this girl at the club last night."

by MCA October 3, 2003

schnarfblatt

a person who wears too many clothes in the summer

Wow, that girl is such a schnarfblatt...it's like 90 degrees out.

by Eric Yatskowitz April 19, 2008

schmarffigate

to scrape the yellow stuff off of scharff's teeth and then use it as a lubricant

hold on a second, i need to schmarffigate

by erik scharff December 15, 2008