Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

schfungled

when your on md, acid and a bit drunk

Amy: Shit! What's happened to Alvee?
Tai: Mate he's schfungled

by alvmy November 7, 2013

schmagel

Some one who knows they're crazy and tells them they're nuts.

A Schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-Morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the Uber-Morlocks to explain their theory.

by The Professor and nice boy February 7, 2014

schmakledackles

When you don't want to cuss at your parents or boss, or you just want to impress everybody, this is what you say.

"Oh my schmakledackles!"

by McPlayers201.0 March 15, 2014

schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

schandle

A school or learning environment completely lit by candles. No artificial lighting, all candles.

Man, hogwarts is such a schandle

by Angry Mother 1973 February 7, 2017

schmalenberg

A friendly and funny friend. This person will stick with you till the end. However, don't underestimate this person because they are very smart. This person can also be a dumb blonde/red head. This person can also betray you.

Oh my god, Schmalenberg is so annoying.

Schmalenberg is such a good friend!

by Fortniteb3 June 3, 2018