schiggity-schiggity-schwa

1. Pleasing to the senses.
2. An affirmation.
3. Euphemism for sexual acts.

1. This is very Schiggity-Schiggity-schwa.
2. "You goin' to the party?" "Schiggity-Schiggity-Schwa..."
3. So my girl and I did a little Schiggity-schiggity-schwa last night...oh yeah."

by Sword of Wine October 26, 2004

schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schwing!

Word representing an erection one has upon glancing at an attractive woman.

"Look at that babe...schwing!"

by x January 31, 2003

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

Schping

Verb: To have sex with, plow, bang, or ejaculate.

Present tense: " I would definitely schping her"
Past tense: "Ya, I schpinged on her face"

by Sir Kring January 18, 2007

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004