schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance

al fackler is a grade A schmo

by matt dold February 17, 2004

schmod

someone who doesnt have a clue they are as dumb as a box of rocks.

buzz doesnt know that he is a schmod

by brian newell August 11, 2007

scheme

To hit on a woman in a devious fashion. Often used in reference to a younger woman, or a friend's girl.

Johnny: Did you see Bob scheme on those high schoolers at the bar last night?
Rob: Yeah, what a fucking scumbag.

by James P Higgins, SJ August 24, 2008

Schema

A person known for scheming or scamming other people. Schemas make use of nasty schemes to deceive investors into fraudulent investments.

They're also known for stealing away loved ones as a way to prove their commendable social skills.

Basically another word for 'Scammer'.

"Schemas are often seen laying out Ponzi schemes to scheme the naïve population."

"Poor Bill from next door just lost his

by The Anti-Schema Cult. September 17, 2018

pyramid scheme

see scientology

hail xenu: the master of the the ultimate money-grubbing pyramid scheme

by placental soup July 5, 2009

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Fonzie Scheme

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.

Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.

by theCArainman January 19, 2015