Essen die Scheiße

"Du essen die scheiße" A german term, in direct translation you eat that shit, often used as a sexual inuendo

or

A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"

or

A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication

e.g. vassi totaly essen die scheiße

e.g. -What did you get for question 3a?
-Du essen die scheiße!

by cl20 May 25, 2009

Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

fishily schneider

To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum)

I love receiving fishily Schneider from animals.

by scrotum monkey February 24, 2008

Schneider

A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.

There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.

by ahoykatiemeowa October 18, 2011

scheiße

"Scheiße" means the word shit in German!

Scheiße, ließ ich die Schlüssel im Auto. (Shit, I left the keys in the car.)

by Asuka-a-a May 30, 2008

scheißenfreude

To derive pleasure from watching someone else lose their shit. A combination of schadenfreude and scheiße.

"Dude, did you see Bob's meltdown in the break room the other day when he saw that someone threw out his week-old sandwich? We were all enjoying the scheißenfreude."

by Peter Gryphon January 13, 2007

Rob Schneider

Actor and comedian. Starred in Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo and The Hot Chick .

His mother Pilar is Filipina and his dad is Jewish.

"Rob Schneider is a funny guy! I thought Deuce Bigalow was really funny because he had to go out with all of those horrendous women." said Gina.

by Svava Eriksson September 5, 2004