Dirty Stanger

When a ginger fellow uses his penis to ferociously beat a woman's clit until it bleeds only to then unexpectedly jam it into the woman's anus.

She was hurting so bad after he gave her the Dirty Stanger!

by Nadman Tacular October 17, 2012

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

a scanner darkly

a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.

man i would sure not want to watch that movie a scanner darkly high.

by myspaced August 3, 2008

Larry Sanger

1. The Co-Founder of Wikipedia

2. To have to much time on your hands

3. To comment blogs tagged with your name

4. To slack off

"instead of doing this assignment, I'm doing a Larry Sanger"

by potato--cake May 25, 2009

scannering

The action of listing to a police scanner and reporting it to others.

yo dude u scannering tonight?

by shebnightscanner April 11, 2012

Dick Slanger

To slang a lot of dick to many women. A guy who has lots of sex with different types of women.

Person 1: Hey you know Joe?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a real dick slanger huh?

Person 1: So what are you doing today?
Person 2: Oh you know just out here dick slanging.

by Captain Dick Slanger January 26, 2011