swamping

smoking a bong while taking a shit

A. yoooo what's that smell bro?
B. sorry g i just been swamping

by archer sullivan October 5, 2021

scalping

Scalping is a art that's being practiced by screwers. Screwers are a type of people who screw people over. Scalpers often have these names: Dexter, Roderick and David.

Dexter is scalping graficscards. What a dick

by Art by the one April 23, 2022

slamping

When you fall asleep during your show on the Amp app, your playlist song ends, and now your audience can hear you snoring and talking in your sleep because you’ve got a hot mic!

Bill was so tired and drunk last night, he began slamping!

by anonymous October 31, 2022

Slamping

When you fall asleep during your show on the Amp app, your playlist song ends , and now your audience can hear you snoring and talking in your sleep because you’ve got a hot mic! 🤣

Bill was so drunk and tired last night, he began slamping.

by anonymous November 1, 2022

Scalping

To be fucked by a group of 3 or more bald men at the same time.

Violet - “Omg last night was crazy, we were fucked by 3 bald guys!”

Louise - “Yea it was quite the scalping! I’m still sore”

by millzio January 1, 2023

Stamping

When someone declares something is final, but then continues.

Saying "I'm leaving this awful party and not coming back!!"...then returning 10 minutes later when no one follows them.

Writing "This is my final email on the subject!" then proceeding to send half a dozen more.

Iain Stamped out of the party.....everyone just looked at each other and thought...Ignore him hes just Stamping and will be back soon.

by The Tax Pope February 18, 2026

Scalping

The act of extending a males dick out and pushing your balls to each end to form a skateboard

Girl: this is getting boring can I just scalp you already

Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then

by randythemunter March 31, 2025