Sat Naff

The failings of technology, as in 'Isn't technology great - WHEN IT WORKS!'

1) The address you put in is just on the riverbank . The Sat Naff took you to a dead-end and yes there is your destination, just a few hundred yards across the estuary - its only 33 miles via the nearest bridge! F**king Sat Naff!

2) The car just stopped and you are screwed because the Sat Naff took you through a ford that was well DEEP! Oh Shit its halfway up the doors !

by Gromit UK April 4, 2013

Sat Off

When you're supposed to be doing something productive, but are actually doing nothing

Facebook Status 'Sat off in Science''

Friend 1: 'What did you do last night?'
Friend 2: 'Just sat off in mine'

by NoOneManShouldHaveAllThatPower September 23, 2010

sat nav

something you get in a dodgem that makes a dodgem even better than a ferrai, even though your dad might have one.

leah " my dad's got a ferrai!"

gary " yeah well, i've got a dodgem with sat nav, YOU FUCKED UP PINEAPPLE SPEWWER"

leah " EWWW, you spew up pineapple aswell, remember when we had pizza then got out of our face! lol"

gary "yeah, but still i have a dodgem with sat nav so HAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by OhMiGod August 19, 2006

Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav

Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.

by Sceoig August 14, 2010

sat the moment

1. Embracing the moment to the fullest possible extent.
2. The misspelled version of "atm" (at the moment) as "stm"

I'm usually a '3-minute passion' person, so I try to sat the moment as much as possible before I am no longer interested

by nuclearwinter January 28, 2015

SAT Professional

A place that all Asian boys go, lose their hopes and dreams and realize that's where they will stay for the next four years with pain and agony.

Hey, I'm going to SAT Professional during summer!

by MichaelZZZ June 17, 2017

Sat On Sunscreen

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.

Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019