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Sarah Palin 

A common white trash just like Britney Spears or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other three, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity. The only difference is that Lady Gaga actually got talent.
Sarah Palin and the Cake Fart Girl are talented trailer trash with lots of buzz and hype but no brains.
Sarah Palin by Undostresmariah December 20, 2010
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Sarah Palin 

1. A demonstrative bitch.
2. Dick Cheney after a sex change.
"You're such a Sarah Palin this time of the month." says Frank.

"Oh no you didn't!" responds Jackie.
Sarah Palin by John McCain 08 January 15, 2009

Sarah Palin 

A situation that cannot be improved, despite hopes to the contrary.
This economy is headed into the dumps; it's really a Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin by Raymound Roussel January 20, 2009

Sarah Palin 

Sarah Palin is a Mother I'd like to fuck just to say I fucked the Republican Vice Presidential candidate.
Sarah Palin by Johnny Ro October 21, 2008

Sarah Palin 

A vacuous neocon blowup doll. Intellectually unqualified to be an elementary school teacher.
Sarah Palin thought Africa was a country.
Sarah Palin by dickhole90 March 14, 2010

Sarah Palin 

1. John McCain's vice-presdential running mate.

2. A weird-ass chick who names her children Track, Trig, Willow, Piper, and Bristol. Frank Zappa, anyone??

3. The hottest politi-milf endorsed by a major party this century.
Dude, I'm voting for McCain. I wanna see Sarah Palin give some keynote speeches. In my pants.
Sarah Palin by The Lorf October 20, 2008

Sarah Palin 

1. To be so ridiculously stupid people move of of the state for the sole purpose of escaping your evil politically-confused grasp.

2. To throw rocks across the Bering Straight in an attempt to slay the communist Russians.
Sarah Palin is the ultimate stereotype... A trigger happy shit-for-brains republican
Sarah Palin by Who Cares? Its Russia. September 25, 2010