Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.

Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.

by kieran51 November 12, 2010

Samohot

Someone named Samovar, who is an extremely hot,attractive and overall Sexy person.

Samovar: What's Up Guys!
Fangirls: You're so Samohot!

Samovar: What's Up Guys!
Fangirls: You're so Samohot!

by Samovar April 2, 2021

samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage

"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"

by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010

savohn

An incredibly sexy beast who is not only smart but very athletic as well. He could easily get any girl he wants but he doesn't because unlike every other boy in earth he is not a fuck boy. If you have a Savohn as a friend you are very fortunate. He will protect you. And always be here for you.

Boy : Oh look there is Savohn.

Girl : Oh I love Savohn he is so funny.

by The Awesomest Thing Ever March 5, 2016

samona

uh

so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3

hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.

by ghostiie February 28, 2019

samonella

the fucktarded pronunciation of salmonella

i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls

that guy said samonella, thus he deserves to fucking die

by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008