taco salsa

When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.

I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!

by Feliciano August 21, 2006

sales kickoff

A usually annual gala event thrown by a company in order to reassure its sales group that they are the most important and precious things in the universe. Typically takes place in an expensive location with golf courses. Sales personnel fly in from all around the world to be cooed, wined and dined so they don't leave to work for a competitor. Funds for the lavish, days-long indulgence are generally appropriated by denying unimportant employees the essentials they need, such as sufficient headcount and adequate equipment. Unimportant employees generally include anyone not in sales or upper management, especially anyone who actually helps a customer after the deal has closed, such as Customer Service or Technical Support.

Tech Support Person: Man, I wish they'd hire more people. I've got 75 cases, and that means about 50 really pissed off customers at all times.
Salesperson: Quit your whining, little person. The only reason you even have a job is that I sell our products to those suckers. Now get out of my way because I'm flying first-class out to Las Vegas for our sales kickoff for five days of golf and booze and spa treatments and hookers, all on the company dime! Ha ha!
Tech Support Person: I should have known that being smart, helpful and productive was a dead end.

by Kicked Off September 7, 2007

salisa

The baddest bitch you'll ever meet. ;)

Salisa knows how to turn up

by Yoniggasmall December 16, 2013

mount de sales

only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round

hott girls school in catonsville

by laur April 24, 2005

Salsa Waffle

The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.

"I salsa waffled your mom last night."

"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."

"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"

by Salsa Waffler February 11, 2010

hobo salsa

To puke, vomit, regurgitate in a particularly nasty fashion - from cheap booze and poor food choices - that it reminds you of a homeless person.

I walked into the alley behind the office and stepped in a whole puddle of hobo salsa!

I found Mom floating in a pool of her own Hobo Salsa when I got home from school.

by The Entry Sisters February 7, 2007

Assistant Vice President of Sales

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.

The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.

by `/.;' May 5, 2011