Swamp twat

Dirty nasty blown out female genitals that's been ran threw by the whole county and then some ..

If you were to look up the word swamp twat in the dictionary, you would then see a picture of Mel.....

by Broodalized Disaster54 October 24, 2016

Shrek's swamp

Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...

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by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

Muh Swamp

A phrase used when a person who looks like Shrek is nearby.

"Hey look, there's ---."
"OH NO, MUH SWAMP"

by Haicx May 9, 2014

Swamp Fart

A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.

Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.

Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!

Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!

Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?

Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

swamp hog

The words "swamp hog" are used to describe, or rather to name a filthy creature found on the Colorado Front Range. Known to fornicate, the swamphog now has 2 offspring. While not elusive enough, the swamphog isnt known by many. Its advised to residence in the area to use severe caution, as the swamphog is HUNGRY. Known to jack $ to support its young, the swamphog is believed to still be thriving.

"I saw the swamp hog in a mafia suit. The nylon in the thighs had melted from friction."

by Peter*North November 1, 2007

Swamp Dolphin

A young lady who particularly enjoys sexual intercourse. The swamp refers to the dirty/stagnant potential. The dolphin portion refers to the cute and energetic disposition combined with an obvious blow-hole

"That chick is a swamp dolphin... she loves to f**k."

by Iambetterthenyou March 28, 2009

swamp dawnkey

A very fat, disgusting and unattractive girl. They are found at buffets, bowling alley's and bars with drink specials. The swamp dawnkey is a predator and will sexually assualt anything.

Damn! Did you see that one with the acne, chugging the Pabst Blue Ribbon? What a swamp dawnkey!

by billy3000 January 13, 2006