A scutistitute is a slutty girl who will fuck anyone at any time of day without any reason without the excuse of being drunk. She's the scuttiest of em all and wont turn down a dick down even for $.She is very open about her sluttiness and will even point it out to you. She has no standards.
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by Berlep July 27, 2010
Get the Scutstitute mug.A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.
Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
by necromancer March 6, 2012
Get the spastitute mug.The practice of substituting one's friends for their own genetic siblings. May be due to geographic or emotional separation. Sometimes this practice is colloquialized as a brother from another mother BFAM.
Steve's brother couldn't make it to the game, so he made a last minute sibstitution with his friend Mike. Stacy sibstituted her friend Becca, because her sister lived 12 hours away.
by BiochemDude June 14, 2016
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by yodiddly April 23, 2017
Get the slutstitute mug.Any comparably-likeable/handsome/capable male who temporarily "fills in" for the "usual" dude who would ordinarily accompany a girl on a stroll or dinner-date (extra points for the chick if she reciprocates --- sending her sister or cute cousin in her place on occasions where she unexpectedly has to stay home to help her family and therefore would otherwise have to sorrowfully cancel the date with her heart-throb), hang out with one or more other guys and/or assist them with a repair/construction project, etc., but then is abruptly called away on important business and thus is unable to be present himself on that occasion.
Being a substidude is not necessarily such a bad thing --- not only do you get to help out your buddies in times of need, but you also get to meet all of the interesting/pleasant/attractive people whom the guys you're "filling in" for were originally going to spend time with, and so you have a chance to broaden your networking horizons and acquire new friends... many a lifetime/long-term friendship has begun in this way, where Person A offered to "sub" for Person B who was unable to keep a previously-arranged appointment with Person C, and then Person A and Person C became good friends, as well... nuthin' screams "nice considerate person who might make a good friend to me" than someone who willingly steps in to assist during a time of need.
by QuacksO September 25, 2017
Get the substidude mug.A very nooby, wish washy, or any other lame adjective substitute teacher that can’t settle down any class and either sounds very sweet and you feel sorry for them or sounds like a dying walrus and you’re glad to be disrespecting them.
by Cast0r 0il February 11, 2019
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