Strugging

The action in which one uses a Kerri Strug-like gymnastic ability to administer fellatio upon oneself.

"No, I'm not going to the wedding. I'm going to stay home, strugging myself all weekend."

by Highlander_musings December 30, 2011

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.

"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"

by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

bone smuggling

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".

Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.

by Greenie August 21, 2003

strugglin

to be lacking in style, cleanliness, personality, or appearance

fuck ms brill, that bitch is strugglin

sonnnnnnn, that pussy is strugglin. you dont even know son

by Potato January 11, 2005

smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

by ichithekiller February 8, 2010

Strumbling

When you try to take a sip from a straw without looking at it but you miss and start fumbling around for it with your mouth.

I went to take a sip from my water last night but completely missed my straw and then my friends all saw me strumbling.

Erryday I'm strumbl ing.

by Acatsbeerbelly April 12, 2016