a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.
by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016
Get the Stool heightmug. The act of flipping a stool over, sitting in between the legs, and rotating your hips. If done properly, this will result in the stool itself spinning with you on it. Much fun.
by OMGWTFROFLOL September 15, 2005
Get the stool dancingmug. by Typsy December 19, 2007
Get the runny stoolmug. A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
Get the the stool softenermug. Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V September 23, 2008
Get the Bar stoolmug. The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'
by Campbell (2008) March 4, 2008
Get the Stool Runningsmug. The glorious act of random hetrosexual anal sex. If the girl is bent over an actual barstool you get extra points.
"I met this Cum Tanker last night and within 20 minutes, I was stool shanking her over the pool table at the Double Down."
by SP00NS October 9, 2007
Get the stool shankmug.