stoner tragedy 

Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.

Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.

Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.

stoner tragedy by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013

Personal Stoner 

A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.

Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.

Personal Stoner by C Jara May 3, 2011

sticks and stones 

A saying that derives from the children's rhyme "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names can never hurt me".

It's used as a reply to an insult, indicating that the insult has been registered as such, but did not have any effect.

Jack: Miss Swann , if you’d be so kind. Come, come, dear. We don’t have all day. Now if you’d be very kind. (she straps on his sword, puts on his hat, etc.) Easy on the goods, darling.
Elizabeth: You’re despicable.
Jack: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you save mine, we’re square.

sticks and stones by towo October 24, 2008

Stoner Shits 

The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.

Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.

Stoner Shits by Quinzilla January 23, 2011

stonestreet 

A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.

Damn, that stonestreet took out the whole team in like two seconds

stonestreet by Conners February 17, 2008

Stoner Fringe

Stoner Fringe is the term given to a person who has a 'frazzled' fringe due to bringing an ignition source close to ones fringe in igniting marijuana.

"BRO! You've totally made this downstem way too huge! Now I have stoner fringe!"

"Let me spark this fatty bro. *sparks fatty*. OH SHI- my fringe caught on fire, now I have fucking stoner fringe."

Stoner Fringe by tsredale October 4, 2009

The Rolling Stones 

A great 60's band that was around the same time as The Beatles, The Who and other assorted classic rock artists, such as Bob Dylan. Anyway, by far one of the greatest rock and roll bands ever. They didn't play Rock and Roll, they made Rock and Roll, from wonders of "Lets Spend the Night Together", to the classics "Jumping Jack Flash", "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" and "Sympathy for the Devil", the Rolling Stones have made their way into everyone that is old enough to listen to music. You don't even have to listen to Rock & Roll to know the 'Stones. We as people of the 2000's, have been blessed to be born in an era where god like 60's bands are still somewhat capable of playing like they did (by which I mean, members dieing by means of overdose, cancer, or in Keith Moons case, getting drunk and drowning in a puddle). I find it horrible that more and more kids are starting to listen to rap and music thats all about rhythm and lyrics and people becoming emo and us worrying about aids, back in the 60's, nobody fucking cared, so cherish the 60's bands that remain, for when they are gone, they will leave a gap that can never be filled, one of the biggest of all being the Stones

The Rolling Stones have the title as "The Greatest Rock and Roll Band Ever"

Mick Jagger-Vocals
Charlie Watts-Drums
Keith Richards-Guitar
Ron Wood-Guitar

The Rolling Stones by Mustache Man May 11, 2006