Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.
Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.
Manager: great idea but no fat chicks
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.
Manager: great idea but no fat chicks
by Shafe98 July 13, 2018
Get the Stock the pondmug. by Red_swordfish88 April 2, 2022
Get the cock stockmug. by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
Get the Barry Stockmug. Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020
Get the Stock optionmug. by LaliasIA February 11, 2014
Get the Stock Bonermug. A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual
I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking
by Home schooled January 6, 2018
Get the soggy stockingmug. (Super Smash Bros.) noun
When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)
When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)
by jjbean09 November 11, 2020
Get the three stockmug.