stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Battle Stanced

9K Racing Battle Stanced

Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.

Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.

Ready to rock

"That 550hp car is mad battle stanced with those 335/40/18 tires in the rear"

www.9kracing.com

by 9K Racing November 3, 2012

swanned

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned

I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008

stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.

"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"

by Dusk September 6, 2003

Spongebob stained pants

What you get called when you shit, pissed or cum in your pants.

"Ha ha haa, dude, your Sponge bob stained pants!"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

Stunned Jaguar

A certain sex position involving a guy, 2 women, a bowl of clean fresh fruit, and an empty bottle. Possibly originated in Germany

"Hey, twin lesbian hookers! I think I'll go pick them up and we can try that new sex position i just heard about. The Stunned Jaguar!"
"Sounds great!"
"Get out of my car! It doesn't work with 2 men"

by Mayhem_XP_Omega_13 December 25, 2007

blood_stained_II

fucking prick asshole

you dirty "blood_stained_II"

by Don November 30, 2003