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Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.
How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?
by Jodi Silver May 27, 2005
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Standard Horde Soap

The soap used by all the Horde for everything, ever.
"I need to scrub my neurons. Quick, pass me the Standard Horde Soap!"
by Nepinator November 14, 2006
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Standard St. Francis Male

Wigger, moves his arm in a sideways motion constantly while dancing, knowm to throw up a "westside" and mouth the words to get low. also known as mister Twin
dude, see that guy over there, yeah, what the fuck is he doing, he looks just like a Standard St. Francis Male
by hellloeverybodywhysoglum February 21, 2005
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standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.
"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked
by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013
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Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.
Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!

The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009
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standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna
binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.
by Michael April 9, 2005
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standard proceedure

the easiest and best way to do something
lad 1 : "you merk dis man yeah ????"

lad 2 : "raggo man standard proceedure"
by man merk October 17, 2011
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