Sphincter trembles

Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo

Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.

by MellyMooster June 15, 2015

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

sphincter monkey

one who swings from butt trees

Hey you sphincter monkey, shut the fuck up.

by Jon Williams II December 5, 2003

sphincter spelunker

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.

My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.

by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004

sphincter-buster

A shit so large, it rips one or more of the circular muscles in the anus on its way out. This usually causes bleeding and mild to intense discomfort.

Male 1 (In the restroom): Call an ambulance!
Male 2: Why?
Male 1: I just had a sphincter-buster! My anus is bleeding and I cant sit down!

by BobotheClown December 14, 2008

sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019