Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021

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Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012

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State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

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Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

by Lava guts June 6, 2023

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Spas

The sexiest creature on earth! Dude is absolutely ripped and has the biggest dick in Mladost. He is fearless, determined, kind, loyal and is totally the funniest person in the group. You should be very lucky to be in the company of a Spas. A true chad.

Max:Bro...Spas is downright the coolest guy i know!
Kaloyan:Yeah man, he is so handsome and funnyy
Max: I am so jealous of him
Kaloyan: Same, amigo, same...

by Spasfan20100 November 22, 2021

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