Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.

"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"

by Rusty6899 January 7, 2010

snatch poll

What goes into a cunt.

also know as a dick, penis, ramrod, dong, willy wong, hammer head.

I stuck my snatch poll in your mama.

by b0bl33t May 30, 2006

snatch her weave

This term can either mean literally or theoretically . Snatching an actual weave (hair piece) will upset someone. Theoretically it means calling someone out, putting them on the spot, taking their pride basically

"Girl I'm boutta snatch her weave she actin like a fool"

by homie102) March 18, 2017

Snatch Gunk

The gunk that comes out of a woman's vagina. Hopefully. First heard in Episode 4, Series 1, of Misfits.

"I can't break up with her, without travelling back in time!"

"Tell her she's got nasty snatch gunk."

by Fishenator December 18, 2011

snatch mouse

A tampon

Used by females during their 'monthly bleed'

by Tarquin June 19, 2003

snatch latch

The female equivilant of a cockblock. A female who prevents another female from getting laid. Sometimes a Mother Hen

Nancy, you stupid snatch latch, I think that guy really liked me and you had to come in and tell him I have a boyfriend!

by Web Witch July 20, 2008

Snatch Trapped

The past tense of "snatch trapping." When one woman has stopped another woman from having consensual sex with a man. The heterosexual female equivalent of cock blocking.

Slut 1: Did you get fucked by D-Boe?
Slut 2: Nah, some hoe snatch trapped me.

by longrod vonbigdong March 2, 2011