circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle

I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us

by beavagecleavage November 15, 2010

Surrey Scurry

The action of running a red light.
Usually in a group of multiple cars.

If you don't Surrey Scurry, you're going to get rear-ended.

by Rod the Robot July 2, 2012

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016

slurred

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred

gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff

by hex_ten May 16, 2004

smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

by smurfness.love August 6, 2014

smurf twist

the act of reaching down and twisting the balls when a male has blue balls

that guy got mad i wouldnt put out for him, so i gave him a smurf twist.

by smurfetta November 26, 2006

slurry wrist

What every woman on tiktok in the year 2023 wants out of a man but can’t have 😏 (mainly because no one knows WTF it means 💀)

Imma get me a slurry wrist man because he do all the magic that them jiggly jump men can’t even fathom.

by Courtney_Gail1111 August 25, 2023