smorgasborgasm

The climax of a food orgy.

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.

by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

New Hampshire Smore

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,

Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.

by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011

Snacky Smores

A fictional treat eaten in south park

Snacky Smores are a tasty treat

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Smorgans

The act of inserting marshmellows into the anus, placing your anus 2 inches above an open flame. After marshmellows have thoroughly melted remove anus and bend over allowing the marshmellow ooze to drip into your inner organs therefore reaching Nirvana.

"Dude Im still shitting marshmellows"
"First time making smorgans huh?"
"Yeah man, I never knew life could be so good."

by Chris Allport January 27, 2007

Smofo

A smooth mother fucker.

Guy 1 : Did you see that guy get all those chicks last night?

Guy 2 : Yeh what a smofo.

by samuel l samson April 22, 2009

smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

by Revchu March 24, 2004

Smorben

A Place, potentially a nightspot, frequented by obese lesbians for the express purpose of holding Rosie O'Donnell lookalike competitions. These competitions are usually riotously funny, with attending lesbians tending to "Lawl alot"

Memember the time at the smorben? Lawls alot!

by Lord Wilkington, 1st Duke of Collingwood May 1, 2006