Peanut Butter Slammer

When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.

Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.

by JBDeeee June 26, 2019

sidewalk slammer

Bay Area Based drink common with punk kids. A 40oz of Mickey's/Old E drunken halfway down with a can of Sparks mixed in.

I just killed two sidewalk slammers.

by Das Nekroripper 510 Bluh February 11, 2008

Sammer

Sammer is the guy of your dreams. He is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. Sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. He is awesome, cool and amazing. He's also extremely fun to be with. Once you meet Sammer, he's the only one you need. Sammer is amazing.

He is sucha Sammer

by classified bahra 12 November 15, 2011

United Spammers

United Spammers (n) - A person or group that is dedicated to posting some of the dumbest shit on Urban Dictionary. Takes anonymous and takes a big shit on it.

The group consists of:
- A homosexual idiot that likes to talk about having sex with himself.
- A queer nigger that hates other queer niggers.
- Another guy sexually attracted to chloesprite, a man who gets lulz by posing as a girl. Obviously the idiot that hits on this git has mental probems.

Anyone wanting to be this fag should log-in using

e-mail - [e-mail]
pass - unitedspammers

What do you get when you combine a queer nigger, asshole, pervert, and retard?

United Spammers

We is the way!

by Memento Mori AnatomyotW February 28, 2009

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

alabama clam slammer

When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.

alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand

by Teemurph December 9, 2009

Slammered

When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered

Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."

by The dart 07 February 7, 2010