Love at first sight

Lust for the eloquent.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Sure, you can walk by again. Then just keep on walking out that door."

by Grammar Guru February 13, 2010

Fuckin Lazer Sights

'Fuckin Lazer Sights' is a reference to the Rainbow Six Seige character, Thatcher. Usually used in a deep English accent.

Greg: Hey Bill, you want to come to my house tonight?
Bill: Fuckin Lazer Sights.
Greg: Ok, see you there.

by TromboneStevens May 18, 2018

Heinz Sight is 57

Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.

(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)

"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."

by BongRipper3000 April 28, 2017

First sight hype

First sight hype

When someone looks good at first but on second glace does not

I thought she was fine but it was first sight hype.

by Jeffwordz September 8, 2019

jizz at first sight

refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on

i saw this girl in hotters the other day and i jizz at first sight

by mrpopcornman November 30, 2010

love at first sight

A mutual physical attraction between two shallow yet attractive individuals with a complete disregard for personality. Likely to be responsible for many failed marriages.

When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met, it was love at first sight.

by Vlad Doucheovich December 5, 2009

Love at first sight

A wonderful thing that almost always ends in heart brake. When you feel a huge attraction for a person with one glance into their eyes.

'hey what do you think of that kid in pe?'
'i think im in love with him'
'you haven't even spoken to him yet'
'have you not heard of love at first sight?'

by gleekgal55 June 21, 2012