shroomy B

The nickname for mushroom shaped dick. In other words, the head is too big, and the shaft is too small making it look like a "shroom."

When Nicole hooked up with Frank the other night, she said he had a Shroomy B!

by shroomshroomshroom August 3, 2009

shroom tea

A beverage made with psilosibin containing mushrooms. Normally, the mushrooms are chopped up and boiled in water. The tea can be anywhere from a yellow color to dark purple or black. One advantage to taking shrooms this way is that they kick in much faster.

Within 15 minutes of drinking my shrooms tea, I was trippin balls.

by alex February 22, 2005

bum shroom

Used to insult a person. Refers to someone who would try to consume magic mushrooms through their anus, usually because they are retarded.

Rennie : wtf is a bum shroom?!

joanne says: i dont know : (

Rennie says: ud have to be on shrooms to think that was a real thing

joanne says: but i like it actually ! i just invented a legendary insult "here you ya fuckin bum shroom!"

by tripper1988 March 30, 2010

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Strooms

The coolest way to say "restrooms" you'll ever see.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go hit the 'strooms real quick.

Guy 2: *thinks to himself* That is one cool guy.

by madba May 25, 2010

Shroominoid

Becoming extremely paranoid while under the affect of hallucinogenic mushshrooms.

Dude, lets dip its the boys! Calm the fuck down man thats a minivan your shroominoid.

by Sir Trips A Lot September 4, 2010

shroom burp

When you burp after eating some shrooms and re-experience the nasty shroom taste again.

"Ohhh shroom burp it tastes like shit. Why do I have Nutella all over me?! gahhh!"

by Hahahaha whuddup February 23, 2014