shitass

used to describe an unintelligent bank one teller and/or customer service representative

That bitch over there is a real shitass.

That fucking shitass better remove those service fees from my account.

by enraged bank one customer February 14, 2005

shitass

defication of fecal matter with high enough fat content to warrant over five anal wipings; often accompanies diarrhea; especially inconvenient for blind people

song; genre: blues; 1997 by Edwin Fish III; lyric:

"Got a bad case o' shitass,
Just won't go away,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
Like it's goin' outta style,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
So I'll be here awhile,
Got a bad case o' shitass,
Gwine keep me on the toilet all day."

by Jed Gould January 22, 2004

shitpastry

a pastry made of fecal matter.

brian eats a shitpastry every day.

by arii October 11, 2007

shitastrophy

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

Shitasaurus Rex

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.

You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

Shitass

The worst Minecraft player in the world. He just sucks and is trash.

'Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?"

by MeEeEeN October 21, 2020

Holy Shitmas

a catastrophic event, that could end the world as we know it.
An extremely bad happening

Holy Shitmas dude! I set fire to my grandad's car

by FelixB666XD November 17, 2009