shitasaurus

Many years ago when our planet was young, there lived the mighty shitasauras. I plied the land with fear. I people and animals alike ran for cover. For they were all afraid of the mighty shitasaurus.
As it turns our you to can appreciate the shitasauti by simply squatting down and taking a raw dump into your hand. Hold it up to your nose. Take a deep wiff and shout "SHITASAURUS!!!!"

Apon leaving the female bathroom and young and buxom girl scantily dressed took a delicate wiff and shouted "SHIRASAURUS" as the old woman came out of the bathroom. Everyone within 120 feet of her passed out (including the lovely and buxom girl which we may or may not have taken advantage of);)

by Ro-bert2 January 25, 2005

Shitasaurus Rex

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.

You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

shitosaurus

A huge crap after eating a large meal.

"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."

"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"

by Flapjack27 November 1, 2009

shitsaurus

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.

Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

Slutasaurus Rex

The queen of all sluts.

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

by Cory Medland (C Mak) April 25, 2003

Shopasaurus

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Slutasaurus

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.

I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.

by kellyka December 20, 2007