Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!

by Smallpena June 13, 2025

Sheldon

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.

Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!

by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025

Sheldon Clark High School

full of trifiling ass bitches..security guard is a 4ft 6in waste of space! teaches are crazy to the point where they talk about themselves in 3rd person?? COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE

Sheldon Clark High School

by schsfag May 16, 2019

Sheldon dutch

Party central where people go to get turnt and have sex.

Yo are we going to to pull up to Sheldon dutch tonight?

by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023

Sheldoning

The act of blessing a child with superhuman intelligence through electro-shock therapy

"I fix all those cousins I made retarded by Sheldoning them"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Sheldon's sheep

Even more fucked than Hogan's goat

That well is fucked as Sheldon's sheep

by Definitely not a robat March 25, 2020

drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020