Shelby's Mom

A large milf that likes to get it on nasty & aggressively.

Boy 1: "Man I just hit Shelby's mom"
2: "Damn!"

by Mm98 October 6, 2013

Shelby

The most amazing, sweetest, and thoughtful friend out there. She may appear a bit apathetic, but is really the best out there. You just want to give her a hug every day and help her out with everything. She loves to hang out with her friends and likes to do coding, writing, and some art, fandom and original. Loves astrology and takes pride in her sign.

" I love Shelby so much, but like, platonically."
"We're not lesbians, just best friends!"

by Ardere November 5, 2018

shelburne special

the adding of a quart of liquor to A 2 Litre of pop (soda)

that shelburne special got me crunked

by bananahands August 12, 2006

Shelbi

the coolest, funniest, sexiest friend ever, with an awesome friend which is to cool to be revealed to the public. Needs to come back so i can go buy her some ice cream
at dairy queen.

hey u no shelbi
yea that really kool girl
yea thats her alrite.=

by D. Marsh March 8, 2009

Shelby

a name that was originally a boy's name but now more often used as a girl's name. A sweet girl who loves animals and seems innocent but she likes it dirty and rough. All the boys love her and her hot body. She also loves to change her hair color all the time, and can always pull it off and make it look awesome.

My best friend's name is Shelby, how can you not love her!? She's such a sweetheart!

by bffshelb July 11, 2010

Rotten shelayle

The sort of penis that shoots poison juice.

His old rotten shelayle sure did ruin Hailey's ass.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

shelagged

Stemming from the scottish word shelag (an extremly dope young female and/or farm animal) Shelagged means that you had kinky sex with a hot girl. So if you shelagged someone had you pretty much are the freakin man!

Yo have you tapped that dope chick yet?

Nah but last night I shelagged the shit outta a goat

by dipper jones February 29, 2008