Shampoo Effect

(noun) The effect of having that first drink the next day, after a long night of drinking, and it gives you a good buzz right away. Much like how quickly the shampoo lathers as you apply it the second time.

Whoa, dude, I'm gettin' a heavy shampoo effect from this morning's bloody mary.

by Edward Cafeto April 27, 2006

whore shampoo

when a guy cums in someone else’s hair or cuming in one’s hands and washing another’s hair with it.

Bro last night I got whore shampooed and my hair is low key soft.

by jehovah witness June 10, 2023

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah.
Has uncontrollable anger issues.
Has butt implants.
Brushes his teeth with water and no toothpaste.

This is that moment where Nathan new he “Andrew Shampood” up.

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019

shampoo-fucked

when you slip in the shower and knock down a shampoo bottle, causing it to violently penetrate you as you hit the shower floor

did you hear how Olivia was shampoo-fucked! she should have kept the shampoo in a safer place

by the giver of laughs July 25, 2021

stinky shampoo

When you take poop and wash someone's hair with it like it is shampoo

I went to my boyfriends house and he was suppose to shampoo my hair instead he did a stinky shampoo

by Fart master flash December 20, 2013

Satan's Shampoo

When your in the shower with you girl and you cum in your hand then massage it into her hair while she's not looking.

Was getting feisty in the shower with my girl when I dropped a load and gave her the Satan's shampoo treatment.

by BigDog The Pirate October 6, 2018