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Secretary's ass

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.
Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!
by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009
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Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.
In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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The secret life of the american teenager

A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."
The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.
by Paulytukas November 23, 2010
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Chamber of Secrets

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs with the all important Harry Potter reference.
Remember to protect your wand when entering the chamber of secrets.
by the scowl April 28, 2006
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The secret

"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.
I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!
by GAWII May 8, 2008
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Victoria's Secret

Something Victoria doesn't want to tell you.
No, I certaintly won't tell you. It's Victoria's Secret!
by Tromboja January 2, 2005
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Victoria's Secret

A store where straight men often pretend to be gay so they can work there, folding panties. Only to find that later on, it prevents them from getting laid, and they never get to size women for bras.
lalala victoria's secret
by crayonzzzz November 28, 2009
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