Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.

Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."

by JDRstoned August 17, 2009

Lol Sesh

Often used to describe a session of game-play for a game named League of Legends. This session is often filled with joy and lots of abuse on the fields of justice.

Oliver: Hey man, feeling a lol sesh?
Dylan: Always bro!

Mitchell's Mum: Mitchell, come clean the dishes!
Mitchell: Not now mum!! I'm having a lol sesh!

by MrKuchies January 17, 2014

Horst Seehofer

Horst Seehofer is a popular German politician of the CSU party which is common in Bavaria.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.

Stan:
“Are you a horst?

Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”

Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”

by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018

group sesh on the wii

code word for a gay orgy

gregory: "hey, wanna have a group sesh on the wii this weekend?"
bart: "dude wtf, you should know i'm straight"

by baguette217 December 21, 2021

pail sesh

a pail kit session
the act of brewing marijuana in a bottle while lifting it out of a bucket of water and collecting all the smoke

jesus, i just kicked a fuckin 3 hour pail sesh and im twitching like crazy

by nicktona May 4, 2008

make-out sesh

abbreviation for "make-out session". quality time spent in the batter's box and at first base.
-longer than just a quick kiss - at least five minutes of dedicated snogging.
-always involves horizontality

Sorry, I missed the last inning due to a superb make-out sesh with Dustin.

by mrs. khalil greene August 6, 2008

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021