"Have you seen Sebastian?"
"... um no..."
"That's not good. Did he go to the airport?"
"Um I heard him talking about that..."
"Shit"
"... um no..."
"That's not good. Did he go to the airport?"
"Um I heard him talking about that..."
"Shit"
by Thedude01924 January 05, 2012
He is a fuck boy he is crusty but cute he has beautiful brown eye and fine as fuck but is crusty too and he has soo much acne it's disgusting he says he has a girlfriend but is texting all these other girls and can't make up his mind on what his feelings are and can't pick one boy he also asks for nudes he makes you like him and then plays with your feelings he has a great style and I love his curly hair and skates his eyebrows are on fleck he is smart too he is rude and an ass hole but there's something about him and he is thick and i wanna squish his ass and has air pods and is rich and he's my bebe
by andthatsrealfacts December 17, 2018
the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler
by ij4769 September 25, 2020
Sebastian is the name for a really cool, hot, smart guy. Sebastian is usually the class clown, a little clumsy, awkward, and just plain dumb at times, but he’s good with his words and makes the people around him happy. Sebastian is popular at school, and has a lot of friends and an awesome girlfriend. He has freckles, a cute smile and fantastic hair. Everything about him just oozes hotness.
by cute_Conversations February 18, 2018
A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.
by Sebby_memez June 02, 2020
Sebastian is commonly referred to as “The King” and is a megaladon. It has been rumored that Sebastian weighs 7.62 tons. He is also undefeated in arm wrestling. The only one who competes for his throne as the king is Owen. (Owen has won in arm wrestling before)
Friend 1: “Hey yo! I heard that guy Sebastian is the king!”
Friend 2: “I thought he lost to Owen tho”
Friend 1: “But he ChEaTeD!!!”
Friend 2: “You right”
Friend 2: “I thought he lost to Owen tho”
Friend 1: “But he ChEaTeD!!!”
Friend 2: “You right”
by Admirer of The Megaladon King April 26, 2019