cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?

Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010

Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....

"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!

by SP00NS September 24, 2007

scab weasel

1. a person who picks scabs constantly
2. A person you dont want to work with.

"Brady was eating anchovies on the toilet, he is a nasty little scab weasel

by COCC November 09, 2006

Pizza Scabs

Small pieces of cheese that land on the crust. During the cooking process they become hard, crispy, and easy to remove.

I like to pull off and eat the Pizza Scabs before I finish my crust.

by OX_Bigly August 03, 2016

vagina scab

a child that you never wanted and only caused you troubles through out your life....

this vagina scab of mine is nothing but trouble i knew i should of put it up for adoption.

by k0d3of0ville September 04, 2013

scab flap

Partially removed scab, creating a flap of scab. Or, an extremely dirty person not worthy of replying to.

That girls so dirty, she nothing but a scab flap.

by Matt_A_ October 01, 2018

scab it together

to assemble or repair in a hurried, or half-assed manner. usually results in a repair that is ugly and visible

see scab together, scabbed together

do you want me to take my time and do it right, or just scab it together to hold up until we leave?

the boss told me not to fuck around with the railing--just scab together something that will hold until we leave the job.

wow, whoever repaired this railing sure scabbed together one ugly pile of monkey spunk.

by dave cole April 14, 2005