Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

sacred flower

The buds of the cannabis plant. When used properly, grants insight and joy.

Come on, charge that vape and let's smoke that sacred flower.

by Chocolate Vape Juice Fund September 25, 2011

Sacred Abortion

An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.

"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."

"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."

by NAROVA September 6, 2013

sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.

Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays

by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014

Sacred Saint

A very sacred person.Sacred means something holy like.A saint is a person that is close to god or is very holy.So it basically means Very holy godly person.

Person A:HEY THAT'S A SACRED SAINT LOOK!
Person B:OH MY GOD HE'S SO HOLY.

by Awuz September 6, 2016

Sacred Saint

A very sacred person.Sacred means something holy like.A saint is a person that is close to god or is very holy.So it basically means Very holy godly person.

Person A:HEY THAT'S A SACRED SAINT LOOK!
Person B:OH MY GOD HE'S SO HOLY.

by Awuz September 6, 2016

Sacred Sauce

That type of sauce that only true Gourmet Food Review fans know about

Oh man he really did it good with that Sacred Sauce again.

by GourmetFoodReviews December 5, 2016