Ruben

Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch

Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?

by Gum breath September 14, 2020

Ruben

1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.

Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.

by Dizdik April 16, 2004

Ruben

A little bicth that has no lives and has a little dick so fucks a boy and suck alot of dick and is not a pipe and love Gabriel

Ruben is weak

by Gabrielthe1st April 20, 2017

Ruben

A fat little man who plays shitnite all day and jacks off to peppa pig getting raped and their dad left them thats why nobody loves him, he is also very gay and gets raped by his mummy, he he also has downsyndrome and his brother is ricky berwick. He is illiterate and can walk without having an autism attack.

Look there is a person who cant walk or read and they have downsyndrome his name must be ruben

by Big man Josh February 09, 2020

Ruben

small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly ass gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P

a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white

by dick head May 04, 2004

Ruben

Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.

Rubens a baws.
But.
But.
Ziannie is bawsser. <3

by Some midget December 30, 2011

Ruben

He is just a sexy ass Mexican who has food

Wow that guy Ruben is a sexy ass Mexican who has food.

by Casss2428 April 08, 2019