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Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up
“Ay Ruben get online
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone
by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020
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Ruben

1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.
Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.
by Dizdik April 16, 2004
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Ruben

A little bicth that has no lives and has a little dick so fucks a boy and suck alot of dick and is not a pipe and love Gabriel
Ruben is weak
by Gabrielthe1st April 20, 2017
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Ruben

A fat little man who plays shitnite all day and jacks off to peppa pig getting raped and their dad left them thats why nobody loves him, he is also very gay and gets raped by his mummy, he he also has downsyndrome and his brother is ricky berwick. He is illiterate and can walk without having an autism attack.
Look there is a person who cant walk or read and they have downsyndrome his name must be ruben
by Big man Josh February 8, 2020
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Ruben

small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly ass gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P
a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white
by dick head May 4, 2004
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Ruben

Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.
Rubens a baws.
But.
But.
Ziannie is bawsser. <3
by Some midget January 1, 2012
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Ruben

A chink. Thinks he is the alpha and mr cool. O sorry Mr ‘I know karate’. Has a peng looking younger sister. Broke up with a girl and on the same day this girl fucked a Indian guy. Pretty deep. Don’t forget he kissed Tiffany as well, A very bad decision in my opinion
Ruben, you got cheated on by an Indian.
by Pakis r us March 29, 2020
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