rubberlip

(verb) To accidentally mangle the pronunciation of a word due to lingual clumsiness. This happens when you stumble over a word you can usually pronounce, or when you find a specific combination of sounds you simply cannot make yourself pronounce.

Person A: Hey, what are you doing Febury 15th?
Person B: Did you just say "Febury"? Man, you rubberlipped that.

For some reason, every time I try to say "procussion" I rubberlip it into "pocrussion" instead.

by Talmanes May 18, 2007

Barnyard Rumble

when a woman with an abnormally fat ass squats down on a man's face and proceeds to violently shakes her ass with extreme force causing it to rumble, bruising may occur; if the female decides to defecate on the male, then it is referred to as a 'barnyard rumble suprise'.

"I just started to fall asleep but before i knew it, maria had hopped on my face and barnyard rumbled me so hard my nose turned purple."

doctor: it doesnt look so good, your son isnt going to make it

mother: no! what happened!?

doctor: he recieved massive trauma to the face and forehead region.... he was... barnyard rumbled...

by dilf king May 24, 2011

rubber chicken circuit

The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.

Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election

by addasdasfgaf November 9, 2006

real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck

when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking

by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

the rumbles

When your tummy gurgles and hurts. Usually, after a Taco Bell binge.

Man that Taco bell gave me the rumbles!!

by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

Rubbernecker

Slang: Someone who enjoys the act of slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof or a car on fire.

These people are a severe pain in the arse to emergency services, and they often cause tailbacks up to several miles.

I got held up on the M25 last night going home cause of some rubbernecker staring at a crash.

by Eddie Faulkner May 24, 2008

Rubber Tramp

A person who travels and lives out of their vehicle (normally an RV, van, bus, etc.). They stop and stay wherever they choose for however long they want, but eventually, so as long as there’s a way to put gas in their tank, move on.

Hey, did you hear man?...Jimmy joined a convoy of rubber tramps!
-Where are they going?
Who knows man!

by RYM~Taistealaí May 20, 2010